Politicians as World of Warcraft classes volume 2: Presidential candidates.
Friday, October 31st, 2008Its been a few months since I wrote the initial piece which swept the internet and got lots people chattering over World of Warcraft servers regarding what class and spec politicians might be. I promised then to classify presidential candidates and today I deliver the goods.
I believe the class that best represents Senator Obama is the Death Knight.
For those who dont know much about this new class or follow World of Warcraft much understand that the Death Knight is a new “hero class” which Blizzard Entertainment is unveiling in the release of its expansion back this coming November 13th.
The Death Knight shares many traits with Senator Obama in that it is a complete change in the typical play style for the average user. Instead of picking one spec, the user can super impose themselves and style onto the character, just as voters can project their desires and styles upon Sentor Obama.
Like the Senator Obama, the Death Knight is new and “cool” with many features untested and in many ways unexplored, and will remain so until implemented.
Similarly Senator Obama can call in legions of minions in the media, like the Death Knight can summon help, when things turn ugly in a fight.
For John McCain there can be but one class and spec which fits, prot - warrior.
A protection spec warrior is at the game’s core and while unflashy, gets the job done when needed.
Like the prot - warrior, McCain is unflashy and in most cases is uninspiring at best.
Another common trait McCain and the warrior class in general share is how they garner their ability fight. With a warrior the more it is hit, the more “rage” it recieves and is able to dish back out. This describes John McCain to the letter. The more backed into the corner and hits he recieves, the more he is energized.